Saturday, September 29, 2007 at 9:57 AM
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Yesterday, kuya JR kept on saying funny jokes about Erap(he's a former President of Philippines who was impeached). Kuya JR's jokes were so funny that my friends and I were laughing out loud in the mall. Here are some of his jokes:
Erap's having a dinner at a restaurant. A waiter approaches him...
Waiter: Sir, are you done?
Erap: No. I'm Erap.
Waiter: No sir, I mean are u finish?
Erap: No. I'm Filipino.
Waiter: Are you through sir?
Erap: What do you think of me I'm false?
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! XD Damn funny eh? And since I got hooked on Erap jokes, I searched it up last night on the internet. Here are some funny ones:
KANGAROOS (DURING AUSTRALIAN STATE VISIT)
Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia?
Erap: Well, it was nice. I saw many dangaroos.
Reporter: Sir, you mean, kangaroos?
Erap: No! Dangaroos! It was written:
"Beware, these animals are dangaroos(dangerous)!"
Q: How do you confuse Erap?
A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Shaira: IQ 120, promil user until age 6
Ryan: IQ 130, promil user until age 5
Joan: IQ 130, promil user until age 7
Erap: Low IQ, Promil user until now, but no progress
STUCK
Humahangos ang aid ni Erap dahil huli na ito sa meeting.
Aide: Sir, pasensya na kayo. Nag-brownout kasi habang papunta ako rito at na-stuck ako sa ESCALATOR nang dalawang oras.
Erap: Ibig mong sabihin, dalawang oras kang nakatayo roon habang
naghihintay ka ng koryente?
Aide: ganon na nga po.
Erap: Bobo! Tanga! Estupido! Hunghang! bakit hindi ka man lang
umupo.
CRYING
Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy? And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"
That's it for now. I'll post more Erap jokes on my next entry. =P
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Jorelly and I went to the mall to meet up our friends yesterday afternoon at the mall. We were supposed to watch a movie but since some of the people that said [they're] coming didnt come, we decided not to. Instead, we had dinner at Pho.
The guy who bought us the sho pao. *bows*
Kuya K's sho pao boobies! XD
Even though the picture's blurry since they kept moving, I assure you that they were holding hands and were acting like gays. Hahahaha!! XD
She missed me a lot. LOL! XD I missed her too! :D
SIS?! :O I wonder... Justin's facial expression : SHOCKED. bwahahahahaha! XD
Uyyyy.... tuwang-tuwa silang dalwa.
Jorelly was constipated.XD
Now I'm done with this post, I have to go back to studying. *sigh*